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Creepy incel Georgia state lawmaker has new plan to save Trump

Almost certainly involuntarily celibate MAGA Georgia state Senator Colton Moore, famous for his previous failed schemes to save his Orange Allah from prosecution in Atlanta, has a bold new plan to amend the RICO statutes that will probably wreck a shit ton of other cases being pursued – almost certainly including the one against the Antifa libs indicted over that “Cop City” clusterfuck – if he can get Governor Brian Kemp to sign it, which he won’t, Meidas Touch reports.

“I’m working on a piece of legislation called the ‘Stop Political Persecutions Act.’ This thing is going to be foolproof. Several attorneys are working on it… RICO in the state of Georgia does not have a monetary component to it, other states do. If we added a monetary component to Georgia’s RICO well, Trump and everybody’s been indicted on election stuff not monetary stuff,” Moore told Steve Bannon in an interview on Thursday. “That would retroactively drop the charges. Fani Willis would be done. It would only take a simple majority vote. All we need is 29 votes of 33 Republicans and we can get this done and we would set Trump free,” he continued smugly and confidently.

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