House to vote on impeachment inquiry next week

House GOP leadership on Tuesday announced they will tee up a vote to formalize their impeachment inquiry against President Biden, CNN’s Manu Raju reports, writing “Several members from swing districts indicating they will vote YES for inquiry but not sold on backing articles of impeachment.”

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Freeman and Moss ask judge to hold Rudy in contempt

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Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

Walmart CFO says they’re getting ready to jack up prices

US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

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SpaceX landing aborted with Donald watching

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Mike Johnson too chickenshit to stand up for his faith

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Orange Felon privately admits Gaetz may be screwed

Another corrupt priest, a disgraced New York mayor, and Sabrina Carpenter walk into a National Zero story…

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