Trump loses Time Person of The Year to Taylor Swift

Disgraced former President Trump on Wednesday lost out on Time’s Person of The Year to pop megastar Taylor Swift. It’s unclear yet if the 2020 election loser’s fanboys will photoshop his orange head onto the body of Swift like they did four years ago when he lost to Greta Thunberg.

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