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Melania Trump nudging Donald to pick Tucker as VP: report

Christmas-hating former First Lady Melania Trump is urging her fat orange husband to pick former top Fox News propagandist Tucker Carlson as his running mate in the 2024 election, because he would be a “a powerful onstage extension” of Donald and “a Trump-Carlson ticket might encourage her” to hit the campaign trail for some reason, Axios reports in a big new exclusive about the fat bastard’s staffing picks should he return to power. Other people on Team Orange are wary of Tucker since he “can’t be controlled” and could draw more attention than the big fat boss man.

Other picks for the rest of the regime floated in the article are exactly the trolls and scumbags you would expect: Stephen Miller for Attorney General, Jared Kushner or Ric Grenell for Secretary of State, Kash Patel for CIA Director, Johnny McEntee and Jeffrey Clark for some unspecified cabinet positions, Tom Cotton or Lee Zeldin for Secretary of Defense, and Jamie Dimon for Treasury.

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