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Orange Tyrant doesn’t want charges dismissed as soon as possible

“So Deranged Jack Smith, the Biden appointed ‘nut job’ prosecutor with a big record of loses because he goes too far, wants to RUSH, RUSH, RUSH to the Supreme Court on the important matter of Presidential Immunity, something which is so basic to America that it should be automatic.”

“He doesn’t want to go to our Highest Court with a loss, or negative opinion, but what he does want to do is INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, hoping to damage Biden’s POLITICAL OPPONENT. In other words he want to CHEAT, because if they really wanted SPEED, they would have brought this ridiculous lawsuit 3 years ago, and it would be long ago over. But no, they Waited, and Waited, and Waited, and brought it right in the middle of my Presidential Campaign – THE DEFINITION OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE!” writes disgraced former President Trump.

Kind of weird how he wants to pump the brakes on “something which is so basic to America that it should be automatic.” Like doesn’t he want this over with as fast as possible if he’s so confident he’s going to win his appellate case on the obviously strong merits of his “automatic” immunity?

Like just now the DC Circuit Court of Appeals agreed to expedite the case while the Supreme Court also considers picking it up. The Appeals court could decide on this as soon as early next month, so really Trump should be thrilled that they’re going to take care of this for him quickly. Like ecstatic.

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