Categories
Uncategorized

Orange Tyrant doesn’t want charges dismissed as soon as possible

“So Deranged Jack Smith, the Biden appointed ‘nut job’ prosecutor with a big record of loses because he goes too far, wants to RUSH, RUSH, RUSH to the Supreme Court on the important matter of Presidential Immunity, something which is so basic to America that it should be automatic.”

“He doesn’t want to go to our Highest Court with a loss, or negative opinion, but what he does want to do is INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, hoping to damage Biden’s POLITICAL OPPONENT. In other words he want to CHEAT, because if they really wanted SPEED, they would have brought this ridiculous lawsuit 3 years ago, and it would be long ago over. But no, they Waited, and Waited, and Waited, and brought it right in the middle of my Presidential Campaign – THE DEFINITION OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE!” writes disgraced former President Trump.

Kind of weird how he wants to pump the brakes on “something which is so basic to America that it should be automatic.” Like doesn’t he want this over with as fast as possible if he’s so confident he’s going to win his appellate case on the obviously strong merits of his “automatic” immunity?

Like just now the DC Circuit Court of Appeals agreed to expedite the case while the Supreme Court also considers picking it up. The Appeals court could decide on this as soon as early next month, so really Trump should be thrilled that they’re going to take care of this for him quickly. Like ecstatic.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Regime petitions Supreme Court to throttle mail-in voting

4 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Shitbrain slurs through Michigan speech

4 hours ago

Texas MAGA Congressman under House Ethics investigation

4 hours ago

Japanese Pokemon fandom now even more dystopian

5 hours ago

Newspaper missing from McConnell proof-of-life photo

7 hours ago

Cracker Barrel CEO to step down

8 hours ago

“Remember, stupidity always brings LOSING AND DEATH!”

10 hours ago

Orange Mental Patient goes on weird, dark AI slop shitpost binge

1 day ago

Brooklyn scooterist suffers minor injuries in scooter accident

1 day ago

“Scooterist” killed in accident: Hartford, Connecticut Fox affiliate

2 days ago

Ilhan Omar says it better than few

2 days ago

NZ Draft Cut: SpaceX jacks up rates on rural MAGAmericans

2 days ago

Vending machine burritos recalled

2 days ago

Second WHCA Dinner Attempt: Hate Watch Live

3 days ago

Qatar Force One was under a specific threat in Turkey: NYT

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: The Dipshit President Show! Wiiiiiith your host….

3 days ago

Top ICC prosecutor removed for sexual misconduct

3 days ago

Sucker accepts Chinese dictator’s word for it

3 days ago

Closeted Russian asset thrills to Limey immigrant’s AI slop ad

3 days ago

BREAKING: Anonymous Republican calls Trump weak, impotent

3 days ago

War taking “personal toll” on Trump and his top minions: WSJ

4 days ago

Fox News reports Riley Gaines reacts to columnist Nancy Armour’s reaction to hard fouls on Caitlin Clark and holy fuck this is so dumb

4 days ago

Regime pussies out of NYT subpoenas

4 days ago

Villager’s paid Tinder date with “sugar baby” started well enough…

4 days ago

Karoline Kraziness: Watch Live

4 days ago

“Massive attack… Bigger than ever… Close to making a decision”

4 days ago

Klan-brained hayseed says driver’s licenses not enough anymore

4 days ago

Orange Grandpa not mad, just disappointed with Iran

4 days ago

Emerson poll finds Dems up by 11 on congressional ballot

5 days ago

“Justice at last???”

5 days ago

Houthis hit two Saudi oil tankers

5 days ago

Who the hell wrote this “voter ID because Olive Garden” meme?

5 days ago

Dems 53 – GOP 46 on generic ballot: Fox News poll

5 days ago

MAGA West Virginia delegate charged with enticing 15 year-old girl

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: The Great Leader addresses his most loyal citizenry

5 days ago

Tom Cotton warns Mamdani moving ICC window to Trump Regime

5 days ago

Hitler’s birthplace turned into police station to deter “tourists”

5 days ago

Dead soldiers said Iran can never have a nuke: Trump

5 days ago

Orange Pharaoh really super extra serious about bombing Iran now

5 days ago

Epstein pal found Epsteined

5 days ago

Fox News reports communists irresponsible, made poor life choices

5 days ago

World Bank egghead says Iran war restart threatens global growth

6 days ago

Mamdani backs down on Netanyahu arrest

6 days ago

President consoles families of soldiers killed by Iran

6 days ago

Cory Mills somehow under federal criminal investigation

6 days ago

Hegseth wakes up early enough for 2:30 PM hearing: Live video

6 days ago

Mikie Sherrill confirms the MAGAverse’s priors on noncitizen voting

6 days ago

Qatar Force One to continue flying the domestic skies

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Quacks announce Medicaid/Medicare “crackdown”

6 days ago

Gulf Coast under tropical storm warning from Bertha

6 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x