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Exercising power she doesn’t have, Marge tries to manifest a primary challenger for Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat

Like a preacher drunk on the power of her claimed “divine ordination,” cryptid Republican Georgia Congresscritter Marjorie Taylor Greene bellows at the latest Talking Turning Point USA cult reinforcement meeting that she’s collected an insurmountable amount of evidence to impeach President Joe Biden–none of which has apparently not been received by the various committees Republican coopted to conduct political theatre–that it’s impossible for South Caroline Republican Senator Lindsey Graham to claim it doesn’t exist.

“How can Lindsey Graham say on ‘Meet the Press’ say that he hasn’t seen a smoking gun of evidence.  He doesn’t think that we’ve produced enough evidence to impeach Joe Biden.  Let me ask the American people [Editor’s note:  she only asked the assembled right-wing, conspiracy-friendly mob, not generic American people.], do you think that we have produced enough evidence to impeach Joe Biden?  [Self-selected poll participants roar approval.] Well, I think somebody oughtta run for Senator in South Carolina.”

Unaware that her stunt will cost the GOP House seats in 2024, Marge wants to start a war.  She doesn’t care if it’s a war within the GOP or between the States; she just wants to see people fight.  At some point, the Republican Party needs to realize it needs to rid itself of nihilists like Marge, Boebert and Gaetz in favor of people who understand governance, not temper tantrums.

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