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Orange Defendant demands his primary opponents drop out

Disgraced former President Trump on Sunday demanded his 2024 GOP primary opponents surrender to him unconditionally, writing “Where is the Nikki ‘SURGE,’ and the DeSanctimonious ‘BOUNCE.’ (I am beating Ron in Florida, 83% to 12%) I went up 7 Points, they both went down. Christie is dogmeat, Hutchinson is holding solid at 1%. Everyone should drop out, unify, and go after the WORST & MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES, CROOKED JOE BIDEN!” on Truth Social with a pic of a Fox News national GOP primary poll.

The post came amid a weekend-long flurry of more batshittery posted on Trump’s lame personal social network, like “OUR ADVERSARIES ARE USING THE CROOKED JOE BIDEN INDICTMENTS OF HIS POLITICAL OPPONENT (ME!) AGAINST US BY STRONGLY PROCLAIMING THAT THE UNITED STATES IS A CORRUPT & FAILING DEMOCRACY!” and “ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS POISONING THE BLOOD OF OUR NATION. THEY’RE COMING FROM PRISONS, FROM MENTAL INSTITUTIONS – FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD. WITHOUT BORDERS & FAIR ELECTIONS, YOU DON’T HAVE A COUNTRY.”

“Look, it is what it is, but isn’t it unfair that I can be running such a great and successful campaign for President, leading in every poll against a corrupt and incompetent President, working so hard in a historic fight to save our Nation, and I have to go through the additional burden of, at the same time, fighting my political opponent’s many DOJ, AG, and DA inspired non-meritorious lawsuits against me. Joe Biden, and the thugs that surround him, should never be allowed to get away with this evil act of ELECTION INTERFERENCE. Even today’s Wall Street Journal Editorial stated that, ‘As we warned Mr Smith (Deranged Jack)and AG Merrick Garland, indicting Mr Trump would thrust them into the middle of an election campaign. This (the lawsuits) would have unintentional and perhaps damaging consequences. The wiser decision would have been…to let the voters decide.’ THIS IS ALREADY ON ITS WAY TO BEING ANOTHER RIGGED ELECTION!” the fat bastard warned on Saturday.

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