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“Has any smart and energetic Republican in the Great State of Texas decided to run in the Primary against RINO Congressman Chip Roy. For the right person, he is very beatable. If interested, let me know!!!” writes disgraced former President Trump on Truth Social, plainly pissed at the bald House Freedom Caucasians member “Colonel Sanders” for reasons not totally clear at this point.

Roy has endorsed heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for president, but so did a handful of others, not least of which are incoming Freedom Caucasians chair Bob Good. So has right Kentucky hick Thomas Massie. “Marshall Law” dumbass Ralph Norman backed fellow Palmetto Stater Nimrata “Nikki” Haley too, and none of those guys have been singled out yet.

A possible clue lies in a later post by the fat bastard. “The Ron DeSanctimonious ‘team’ of misfits and grifters has largely quit his campaign to go on to greener pastures. It has been a terrible experience for them as they have watched their candidate fall violently from the sky like a wounded bird. Jeff Roe, his ‘chief strategist’ and head of his PAC, ‘Always Back Down,’ after having done major surgery on Ron’s wallet, couldn’t get out of town fast enough. Now Jeff can spend full time in Texas working with Ted Cruz, formerly known as Lyin’ Ted, who is working hard to get back the magic they had together in 2016!” Trump wrote, hilariously directing his rage at the 2016 rival-turned-weakling shih-tzu of a Texas Senator. Chip Roy used to be Cruz’s chief of staff, so there’s probably some inside Republican politics through-line of “disloyalty” to Trump, real or perceived, here.

Roy’s punishment will have to wait, as Twitter user @AGHamilton29 points out “Only problem for Trump, who has never been big on rules, is the primary filing deadline has already passed.”

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