Reacting as angrily as expected to the Colorado Supreme Court’s ruling, large-headed Trump spokesman Steven Cheung on Monday raged in a statement, writing “Unsurprisingly, the all-Democrat appointed Colorado Supreme Court has ruled against President Trump, supporting a Soros-funded, left-wing group’s scheme to interfere in an election on behalf of Crooked Joe Biden by removing President Trump’s name from the ballot and eliminating the rights of Colorado voters to vote for the candidate of their choice. Democrat Party leaders are in a state of paranoia over the growing, dominant lead President Trump has amassed in the polls. They have lost faith in the failed Biden presidency and are now doing everything they can to stop the American voters from throwing them out of office next November. The Colorado Supreme Court issued a completely flawed decision tonight and we will swiftly file an appeal to the United States Supreme Court and a concurrent request for a stay of this deeply undemocratic decision. We have full confidence that the US Supreme Court will quickly rule in our favor and finally put an end to these unAmerican lawsuits.”
The thing is that it was Cheung who wrote that, not Trump. The fat bastard himself in the last 40 minutes since the hammer dropped posted two angry rants on Truth Social, both of them about the federal criminal cases against him. “It’s a sad day for America when a lowlife Prosecutor like Deranged Jack Smith, who was put into the position of Special Prosecutor by Lisa Monaco and the other Thugs that surround our incompetent President, Crooked Joe Biden, to sully my reputation for the purpose of Election Interference and ideally, put me in jail,” Trump wrote in the first one.
The second one was more of the same shit, ending with the usual menacing threat of “They ought to withdraw all of their Fake, Political Indictments against their Republican Opponent, me, immediately. This is a Pandora’s Box, that works two ways, and it should be closed and tightly sealed RIGHT NOW. Withdraw your Political Indictments and Lawsuits, Joe, before it is too late!”
Donald is going on stage in Iowa in like 9 minutes, so it’s quite possible his minions kept the bad news to themselves and breaking it to him afterward. We’ll see soon enough if he knows.