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Orange Slob once again claims secret fentanyl deal with Xi

In a Friday morning interview with right wing assclown Hugh Hewitt, disgraced former President Trump said a lot of deranged shit that we could pick up, but again we want to highlight the fat bastard tripling down on his obviously complete made-up secret fentanyl deal with Chinese dictator Xi Jingping, a rant prompted by Hewitt asking “I want to talk about fentanyl, because I asked the candidates about fentanyl. How do we stop fentanyl getting into the country, Mr President?”

Well, I had it done pretty much, and then we had the election result. I’ll tell you what happened. I met with President Xi. He was going to criminalize the making of fentanyl. Most of it comes out of China, as you know. And then it gets passed through the border. [Hewitt says only “Yes” here and lets Trump continue] And I had it down to the lowest level it was since it really, since its inception, which you know, was a sort of a more modern drug, as horrible as it is. It’s just horrible what they’re doing. They’re killing hundreds of thousands of our people. And I had, President Xi was going to criminalize it at the highest level, meaning the death penalty if you make fentanyl, send it over to the United States through Mexico or anywhere else. He was all set to do that, and then we had the election results, so he didn’t do it. And I don’t blame him for that. But he was all set to criminalize it, and there were going to be harsh penalties if he didn’t. This was not a nice conversation, and he was all set. We have to stop fentanyl. We have to stop it at the border, and we have to put tremendous pressure on China. And we have tremendous power over China.

Trump went on with “Biden doesn’t know how to use that power, I really believe, because he’s taken so much money personally out of China, that I really believe he’s afraid to talk about it. Because any money that Jamie [Comer], who’s done a great job, and Jim Jordan” and blah blah blah.

Hewitt’s next question continued the Hunter Biden masturbation session, completely skipping any continued talk about fentanyl and Xi. It’s not fair to actual journalists to call Hugh Hewitt one but shouldn’t a guy who’s at least pretending to be one say something like “Hold on Mr President, let me stop you there. Are you saying you had a deal with Chairman Xi that would have completely halted the flow of fentanyl into the United States and saved hundreds of thousands of American lives lost to the drug and you’re only telling us about this now” or something similar?

The fat fuck’s been saying this for months and it’s been flying under the radar, even with right wing media who you think would be pretty excited to attack Biden with a fake angle on a real issue that’s been killing a lot of people under both of their administrations. It’s just as legitimately frustrating to see no mainstream media outlets pick this up and dig into why Trump is saying this shit and to see to it that, if not Trump himself, then someone who acts as his surrogate will at least attempt to address it so this battshittery can finally get the same scrutiny as all his Hitler-like shit.

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