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Florida State gets absolutely schlonged in Orange Bowl

The Florida State Seminoles got fucking destroyed by the Georgia Bulldogs to the tune of 63 to 3 in the Capital One Orange Bowl on Saturday, ESPN reports on an utter embarrassment of a game.

As you're probably aware, we're not a sportsball news site. In fact not too long ago we were very emphatic about our disinterest in NCAA football. We do however very much enjoy it when Republicans look like complete assholes and that's exactly what happened in this game after heels-wearing Governor Ron DeSantis, white collar Skeletor-like Senator Rick Scott, creepy jittery Attorney General Ashley Moody, and fat former President Trump all freaked out when the Seminoles were left out of the final four NCAA football playoff despite having gone 13-0 during the regular season.

"My Office is launching an investigation to examine if the Committee was involved in any anticompetitive conduct. As it stands, the Committee's decision reeks of partiality, so we are demanding answers – not only for FSU, but for all schools, teams and fans of college football," said Moody in a statement earlier this month. DeSantis threatened to sue them – after the Orange God Emperor posted "Really bad lobbying effort… Lets blame DeSanctimonious!!!" on Truth Social. "I appreciate your response on Friday, December 15, to my letter dated Monday, December 4, regarding the unprecedented exclusion of the 13-0, Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) Champion Florida State University (FSU) Seminoles from the College Football Playoff (CFP). Unfortunately, your response failed to answer all 10 of the questions I posed in my initial letter," Scott wrote to NCAA playoffs committee director Bill Hancock on the 18th, still fuming over the "snub."

Hancock should just print out a copy of that ESPN box score and send it to Scott. That's his answer.

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