Categories
Uncategorized

Orange God Emperor worried Supreme Court will fuck him

Disgraced former President Trump has been telling his minions he’s worried that the US Supreme Court is worried about being perceived as “political” and will sidestep any means of overturning the decisions removing him from the ballot in Colorado and Maine, the New York Times reports.

Per the Times, Team Orange are expected to file their challenge Tuesday, three years exactly after the fat fuck called Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger demanding he “find 11,780 votes.”

In somewhat related news, Trump early Saturday posted on Truth Social just about the stupidest conspiracy theory possible, and that’s saying something. “It’s becoming more and more obvious to me why the ‘Crazed’ Democrats are allowing millions and millions of totally unvetted migrants into our once great Country. IT’S SO THEY CAN VOTE, VOTE, VOTE. They are signing them up at a rapid pace, without even knowing who the hell they are. It all makes sense now. Republicans better wake up and do something, before it is too late. Are you listening Mitch McConnell?” Trump wrote. In what fucking universe is your average Guatemalan migrant farm worker going to be risking prosecution and deportation by registering themselves to vote and then showing up and casting a ballot?

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Hegseth stops by old job to do some damage control for new one

11 hours ago

Axios starting to worry that Trump might not be okay

12 hours ago

An American Spartan in Paris

1 day ago

Big fat baby calls on bank manager to provide easy solution

1 day ago

Pope Francis has died

2 days ago

Thinking Tom Emmer’s new nickname should be “Pussywhip”

2 days ago

“Christ follower” plays along until he doesn’t

2 days ago

Not Movie Night Saturday: Local 58

3 days ago

CBP says Trump voter’s “accusations are blatantly false and sensationalized” after little incident at Canadian border

3 days ago

Los Supremos order Trump to halt deportations under AEA

4 days ago

Rogue White House officials isolated Trump from Navarro to get him to back off on all the “Liberation Day” horseshit and end turmoil

4 days ago

Orange Hitler moves to further punish thoughtcrimes

4 days ago

Natural-born US citizen jailed on false immigration hold

4 days ago

Rubio says US will “move on” no Ukraine ceasefire in next few days

5 days ago

Orange Caesar “not happy” that Zelensky let Ukraine get invaded

5 days ago

Some 39 year-old weirdo dating Cher, 78

5 days ago

“DOGE AI” continues down dark path of “RINO”-esque iconoclasm

5 days ago

Old Man Trump screams at bank manager

6 days ago

“Serious constitutional concerns”

6 days ago

Fat Donald ordered Israel to back off planned strike on Iran

6 days ago

Trump admits he pardoned Antifa infiltrators

6 days ago

Sign of life detected on distant exoplanet

6 days ago

Orange Satan rages over TPS injunction

6 days ago

Homeless guy wins $1 million lotto scratch-off

6 days ago

Ant traffickers arrested in Kenya

7 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Krazy Karoline Klassic

1 week ago

Big fat fucking baby ready to burn it all if Harvard won’t submit

1 week ago

This probably got even more stupid… Probably

1 week ago

Reich FEMA denies Washington State funds for storm recovery

1 week ago

Grampa was up late last night

1 week ago

Pennsylvania MAGA terrorist also a domestic abuser

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Dictator bro-fest

1 week ago

“Cemeteries are filled with tombstones from Americans who were killed by Joe Biden” claims bald, histrionic cunt on national TV

1 week ago

Cooper 46 – Tillis 44 in North Carolina 2026 Senate race: poll

1 week ago

President Trump apparently claiming to be prescient

1 week ago

Fox News reports Steven A Smith not a threat to GOP in 2028

1 week ago

White collar defense lawyers facing lean times

1 week ago

Stephen A Smith has “no choice but to” ughhhnnn… Oh my God…

1 week ago

Nutlick claims tech tariff exemptions temporary

1 week ago

Republican voters now say it’s Trump’s economy: CBS News poll

1 week ago

“For our Country’s sake, and for your kids, Vote Trump for PEACE!”

1 week ago

Team Orange exempts computers and phones from China tariffs

1 week ago

Reich “reviewing” Smirnov case

2 weeks ago

Regime declares 6,000 protected status holders “dead”

2 weeks ago

Consumer sentiment at second-lowest level since 1952

2 weeks ago

Chicoms raise tariffs on US imports to 125 percent

2 weeks ago

Modelo brewer says MAGA immigration crackdown hurting sales

2 weeks ago

Orange Satan whines over confirmations holdup

2 weeks ago

Well they didn’t actually mean all illegal immigrants

2 weeks ago

Trans Army pilot sues MAGA influencer over false Flight 5342 post

2 weeks ago

x
x
x
x
x
x