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Sources tell ABC News that Trump minions Nick Luna and Dan Scavino recently told investigators with Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith’s team some previously unreported details about how the fat fuck reacted to being told that Mike Pence was hiding in a garage under the Capitol while the mob Donald had incited were sacking the building and beating the shit out of cops.

“So what?” was Trump’s response to Luna, who supposedly was shocked to hear that the Orange God Emperor didn’t care what happened to Mike Pence, while Scavino told Smith’s team that Trump was “very angry” the whole day. Not over the attack, but the “stollen” election, of course.

The longtime aide Scavino, who started out as a caddy at a Trump golf course in 1992 and still serves as Team Orange’s social media master, said he went out of his was to tell other aides that it was Trump and not Scavino who posted the tweet saying Mike Pence “didn’t have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our country and our Constitution.”

Scavino said he and other aides went to the Oval Office dining room where the fat bastard was sitting with his arms folded watching the violence, “taking in the chaotic scenes.” They tried to get him to post something to discourage violence “but he was just not interested at that moment to put anything out.” Scavino then drafted the tweet asking the insurrectionists to support police and “stay peaceful,” which Trump approved and went up just minutes before Ashli Babbitt was shot dead.

Later, after his minions had finally convinced Trump to record the video telling the rioters to stand down, the fat bastard continued watching coverage of clips of the attack, telling his aides that “This is what happens when they try to steal an election.” Trump then drafted a tweet saying “These are the things and events that happen when a sacred landslide election victory is so unceremoniously and viciously stripped away from great patriots… Remember this day for forever!” The Orange Man then showed it to Luna, asking him what he thought about the message to his fanboys.

Luna said it made Trump look “culpable” in the attack, but Trump posted it anyway. Twitter then suspended his account for the first time ever, before making it “permanent” two days later… or at least as permanent as their shareholders’ willingness to hold out from Elon Musk’s $44 billion.

In related news that day’s near-lynching victim disagreed with CNN’s Jake Tapper this morning over whether the attack was an actual “insurrection,” as if such hairsplitting is still necessary two months after he dropped out of the 2024 Republican primary with low single-digit support in polls.

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