Frau Ingraham commands GOP to do nothing on border

It sounded better in the original German, but on Monday Fox News Reichsleiter Laura Ingraham ordered the volksministers of the Party Congress to cease negotiations with Old man Biden on any border deal to prevent the blood of the nation from being poisoned as it could give him a “victory.”

Floridians warned not to eat snow

This never would’ve happened if Kamala Harris had been elected

Reich DOJ orders investigations of local officials obstructing ICE

Michigan Secretary of State tweets, deletes gubernatorial launch

Why do we need more details?

Murdochs apologize to Prince Harry over paparazzi bullshit

Orange Satan demands apology from Christian

“Yeah, we’re talking about conditions to this disaster aid”

Kash Patel was hired to a DEI internship in 2003

ChiComs execute man convicted in vehicular massacre

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot says stupid shit to reporters

Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

National security means arresting kids at school

Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

Nikki Haley denaturalized

WATCH LIVE: Shrill harpy faces confirmation hearing

Family members of US military among Afghans fucked by Trump

MAGA arsonist and wife, dressed as firefighters and driving old auction-bought fire truck, arrested trying to enter Palisades area

Chef notes he quit before he could be fired

Felon-in-Chief nukes Biden order lowering prescription costs

Enrique Tarrio released from prison

Marco Rubio confirmed unanimously

“What appeared to be a fascist salute”

Scorecard 2025

WATCH LIVE: Deer feeding in rural Maine

LIVE UPDATES: The second Trump Regime comes into power

Orange Warlord to revoke clearances for the “51 former officials”

Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

The Oranges of Wrath

Dumb sheep benefit massively in Biden’s booming solar industry

Team Orange orders inauguration jumbotrons taken down

Lindsey hungover and angry again

U-Haul trapped in frozen Maine lake until weather gets colder

“Well it’s a- it’s a complex collection of legislation”: Mike Johnson on whether he can write a bill to bring grocery prices back down

Cotton and Ricketts meow at Trump’s pledge to save TikTok

Tom Homan backs off planned Chicago immigration raids

Man steps off high speed German train for a smoke, then the doors close and the train starts moving with his luggage still on board…

Colorado Dem helpfully points MAGA constituents to where they can get reimbursed for airfare and accomodations for inauguration

Judge orders Yoon held for at least 20 days

Canadians vow “surgical” retaliatory tariffs to target Red States

“Meme” dispensed upon tithe to cult deity

South Korean court hears Yoon’s pleas for release

Los Angeles DWP chief assigned personal security detail

Movie Night Friday: Darkest Hour and The Darkest Hour

Judge orders former president arrested for sexually abusing minor

Inauguration tickets now “commemorative”