Categories
Uncategorized

Iowa looking at -5° F temps on caucus night next Monday

While it’s obviously no surprise that it would be fucking freezing during January in the Upper Midwest it may be worth asking what, if anything, the current Accuweather forecast calling for a daytime high of 3° F and then a nighttime low of -5° F (“Real feel” -14°) for Des Moines could mean for turnout in the Iowa Republican caucuses and fat former President Trump’s prohibitive lead.

On one hand of course people there are probably used to this shit, on the other you can contrast with a snowy but far more tolerable low of 32 this Monday, and historical weather data showing a nighttime low of 33 and dry during the February 1, 2016 GOP caucus and a similarly snowless 32 for the 2020 Dem caucus, with turnout in those contests at 186,743 and 176,400, respectively.

Maybe some politics writer who knows the byzantine vagaries of Iowa nominating contests will take a look and and come up with some insanely detailed analysis of what the extreme cold could mean for turnout at some point over the next few days. We can’t speak to any of that, but since we’re already bringing it up we might as well offer the dumb, simplistic take that it maybe could hurt Trump since fans of Nimrata and Tiny D would tend to be more educated and thus concentrated in places with shorter driving distances to their caucus precinct. Equally plausible, at least from our distance, is that old trope about how Trump fans “would crawl through broken glass to vote for him again,” while the others are already deep in the hole against the Orange Messiah and have virtually no chance, so why should Haley or DeSantis fans even bother freezing their asses off to go vote.

Who the hell knows. Considering some Iowan Evangelical just told the AP that Donald “exemplified what Jesus would do” and thinks Democrats are doing to Trump “the same thing they did to Jesus on the cross. I can see a lot of correlation there,” it’s probably going to end up being the latter.

If and when Trump crushes it but overall turnout is significantly lower than past contests it could still prove a fun talking point for Dems to needle the fanboys with. Let them be the ones screaming to explain that it was -5° as if they wouldn’t be doing the same if the shoe was on the other foot.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Jesus Dork endorses “Soros paid protestors” theory

7 hours ago

Charlotte BASE jumper dials 911 while dangling from building

7 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Steamy hot volcanic action! NSFW!

9 hours ago

Bondi holding up release of JFK, RFK, MLK, and Epstein files

10 hours ago

Tennessee libtard arrested for threatening attack on Musk AI center

11 hours ago

“DOGE AI” automates rapid MAGA response to lib tweets

12 hours ago

Lahaina fire survivors fired by Trump Regime

13 hours ago

Fake fishing boat captain acted normal until he didn’t

13 hours ago

West Bank Judea and Samaria

14 hours ago

Tiny D less than thrilled with Donald endorsing Donalds

15 hours ago

Michigan MAGA Muslim demands Trump immediately take down “offensive” Gaza AI video and issue a “reconciliatory statement”

16 hours ago

Colorado cops nab one of several Tesla dealership vandals

16 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor’s first cabinet meeting

17 hours ago

Texas kid first to die in measles outbreak

18 hours ago

Feature, not bug

18 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: House hearing on Birthright Citizenship

19 hours ago

Surprise! House GOP tells members to cut back on town halls

20 hours ago

Eric Adams moves to dismiss over Sassoon shitshow

20 hours ago

Fourth Estatesman sees two-red siren emoji-fire for press freedom

21 hours ago

“Maybe we will create some NICE NEW LAW!!!”

21 hours ago

USDA cuts off food stamps to illegal immigrants

22 hours ago

Orange Ayatollah posts absolutely batshit “Trump Gaza” AI video

23 hours ago

Nepalese Hindu festival just one giant cloud of weed smoke

1 day ago

House GOP pulls plug on budget vote

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: House to vote on government funding

1 day ago

MAGA Reich to create undocumented immigrant registry

1 day ago

Orange Overlord wants to sell citizenships for $5 million

1 day ago

What a total bundle of sticks

2 days ago

Zelensky to sign minerals deal with Trump Regime: Axios

2 days ago

Judge denies TMTG bid to hit De Moraes with restraining order

2 days ago

Mysterious “DOGE Administrator” revealed!

2 days ago

“You can protest all you want”

2 days ago

Blondi proud of inhuman conditions suffered at Guantanamo

2 days ago

Kevin Cramer’s skull oozing profusely

2 days ago

Spanberger 39 – Sears 24 in Virginia gov race: poll

2 days ago

Right on time, almost

2 days ago

“That’s why the 60 Minutes episode rubbed people the wrong way”

2 days ago

Regime DOJ says pardon covered Oath Keeper’s hand grenades

2 days ago

Nicole Malliotakis pretty much gives up on excuses for DOGE

2 days ago

Mike Johnson sets mega MAGA budget vote for Monday evening

2 days ago

Australian fisher becomes the fished

2 days ago

Soros or Xi or Bill Gates or someone paid for this

2 days ago

European Tesla sales drop 45 percent in January

2 days ago

Private sector solution to deportations eyed by private sector

2 days ago

Senate delaying Stefanik confirmation vote

2 days ago

Picasso no longer available for adoption in Muscatine, Iowa

2 days ago

Los Angeles ICE raid sweeps up 12 out of 120 targeted

2 days ago

Coast Guard urges Great Lakes-area residents to be careful on ice

2 days ago

Wyoming Republican suddenly in favor of “preferred pronouns”

2 days ago

Judge denies AP bid for injunction on White House access

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x