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Moron Trump lawyer completely undermines appellate case

Pointing to his client, fat former President Trump, at a Tuesday press briefing following his bad day at the DC Circuit Court of Appeals, defense lawyer John Lauro said, in media res, “…in fact Joe Biden could be prosecuted for trying to stop this man from becoming the next President of the United States,” which is quite literally the fucking complete opposite of what Trump’s raspy-voiced appellate lawyer John Sauer had just an hour earlier finished arguing, that the president is immune from prosecution for any act committed while in office if he or she hadn’t been already impeached and convicted in a Senate trial. Is this Lauro’s idea of an office prank or hazing or something, like he’s going to fuck with the new guy by sandbagging him in front of the press? Lol.

When Trump spoke he threatened “bedlam in the country” if Joe Biden didn’t stop the case from proceeding and then later ignored a reporter who asked if he would tell his fanboys to avoid violence, as if it weren’t already clear enough that Donald wants to watch the world burn.

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