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“WITHOUT COMPLETE IMMUNITY, A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PROPERLY FUNCTION!”

Clearly continuing to panic over how badly things went for him during arguments at the DC Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday, fat former President Trump on Wednesday launched into yet another all-caps rant on Truth Social, writing “IF IMMUNITY IS NOT GRANTED TO A PRESIDENT, EVERY PRESIDENT THAT LEAVES OFFICE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY INDICTED BY THE OPPOSING PARTY. WITHOUT COMPLETE IMMUNITY, A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PROPERLY FUNCTION!” as if he was a properly functional president. As if it wasn’t just hours after one of his former aides told a national television audience that in 2020 Trump demanded that a still-unknown staffer be executed for treason for leaking to the media that he was rushed to the White House’s nuclear bunker during racial justice protests on the streets outside.

Trump also posted a screencap of the above tweet, writing “The purpose of the visit was to illegally coordinate the prosecution of your favorite President, me! This is the Greatest Witch Hunt of all time, but we will win and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” You don’t even need to click on the images of the White House visitor logs to see that these “visits” were events attended by dozens and hundreds of other people. The first one on April 8th, 2022, was a celebration of Ketanji Brown Jackson’s confirmation to the Supreme Court, so it might’ve made sense for a Black female attorney general to accept an invitation to congratulate the first Black woman to the nation’s highest court.

August 31st, 2023 was Overdose Awareness Day and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff gave remarks at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building to announce a new $450 billion funding package to combat opioid overdose deaths. On July 17th, 2023 James tweeted a video of herself at a briefing with Vice President Kamala Harris for the same reason, opioid enforcement.

She was doing her job and these cucks can’t handle it.

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