Sad little Comer lies about Hunter appearance at hearing

Poor Jamie Comer. Every time he tries to hold a committee hearing where he promises to blow the lid off some sort of Biden family scandal, he ends up having to go on Fox to exaggerate about what happened. The thing is, we have the video. When Hunter Biden showed up at yesterday's House hearing, Florida Democrat Jared Moskowitz called for a vote to see how many committee members wanted to officially question Hunter during the public hearing; few did, so Hunter left. End of story. No piling over people to run out. He walked out after the motion failed. The fact that he did it as Marjorie Taylor ~~Greene~~ shouted that she demanded to "speak to" Biden as she puffed up like a Crossfitter on her third White Claw was just the cherry.

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