Fat former President Trump will encourage his fans to ignore expected nighttime lows of -12° F and wind chills as low as -45° F during Monday’s Iowa caucuses as he speaks from a hotel in Des Moines at a “tele-rally” rather than the regular MAGA rally he had planned. That one was canceled because it’s -12° F in Des Moines right now with an Accuweather “Real feel” of -42° F.
So yeah, it’s too cold for him to leave his hotel or have his fans show up at an arena, but they absolutely have to head out tomorrow night to go vote for him. It’s really, really important that he completely annihilate Nimrata “Nikki” Haley and Ron DeSanctimonious rather than just win by like 8 or 9 percent. Trump is expected to speak at 1:00 PM EST though his minions are already “warming up” the “crowd” with Jim Jordan saying how in August 2022 that Trump told him that the FBI raiding Mar-a-Lago was the best thing that could’ve happened to the Republican Party and Wisconsin MAGA Congressman Derrick Van Orden – who was first elected in 2022 but was spotted on the Capitol grounds during the January 6th insurrection – saying how Donald “backs the blue.”