DeSantis cancels Sunday morning interviews

Heels-wearing Florida Gov Ron DeSantis and alleged 2024 presidential candidate has canceled his planned Sunday morning appearances on NBC’s Meet The Press and CNN’s State of Union as his campaign skids, meaning we probably get two goddamned extra Lindsey Graham interviews.

In very related news Talking Points Memo reports that Tiny D’s campaign missed the deadline to appear on the ballot in the New York State GOP primary, showing how seriously they’re taking this.

MAGA Land took less than a full week to get to this point

Breitbart reports distraight tears of sympathy just too PERFECT

Oklahoma superintendent happy to let ICE raid schools

“Please, man – let’s work something out, let me keep my wife here”

“Manly Man Company” says women ordering risque “Meat Cards”

Mexico, Canada to be hit with 25 percent tariffs before talks: WSJ

And they wondered why kids grew up thinking autocracy is normal

ICE ordered to meet deportation quotas due to Trump “frustration”

Arabs for Trump leader freaks out over forced Gaza exodus plan

Fox News reports other guys’ coverage proportionate to abuse

Republican Florida county water official caught sexting cop posing as 14 year-old boy, blames state’s internet porn age verification law

Long Islanders warned to watch out for zombie raccoons

Colombian president refuses deportation flights

Lindsey and Jaydee try to downplay rising egg prices

Orange Ayatollah suggests removing all Gazans

Yoon indicted for insurrection

WHAT A STUNNING ABUSE OF POWER!

Flood watch issued for Los Angeles area

“The Media” will be lying about kids and families being deported

Susie Wiles limits Ketamine Brain’s access to Trump: Daily Mail

Mexico denies US military deportation flight permission to land

Movie Night Friday: Best in Show

Pete Hegseth confirmed to Secretary of Defense

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor tours Los Angeles

Harvard Law professor wastes valuable seconds explaining why dickhead Andy Ogles’s third term amendment going nowhere

Navajo leader says tribe members being arrested by ICE

Baby Goebbels pissed elementary school wouldn’t let ICE in

New Jersey hit with sad, low-energy, weak earthquake

Oklahoma AG requests DOJ transfer prisoner for prompt execution

“Certainly I would not take responsibility”

Trump pulls Fauci’s security detail

Congolese governor killed in battle with rebels

United Healthcare hires new CEO

Demented old asshole doesn’t remember inviting Schiff on trip

Border Patrol agent’s funeral apparently won’t be a campaign stop

Fox News reports releasing violent felons from prison is bad

Puerto Rico-born veteran detained in New Jersey ICE raid

Orange Messiah to hold campaign rally in Las Vegas on Sunday

Operation “Appearance of Mass Deportation Underway” underway

High school dropout mistakenly screams over “guy” in ladies’ room

Nobody got shot in New York City for five days

Andy Ogles gunning hard for that pardon

“The problem is the president doesn’t have any leverage over him and Elon gives zero fucks”: Trump minion on AI project shitposts

Hegseth told Liz Warren he paid rape accuser $50,000

Nobody knows more about central banking

Orange Felon declassifies JFK, RFK, and MLK assassination files

Mike Johnson killed Cassidy Hutchinson subpoena over fears she would testify about sexually explicit texts House GOP sent her

Federal judge blocks Trump’s birthright citizenship order

FBI raids Rhode Island immigration lawyer’s office

Remote island off Antarctica in path of trillion-ton iceberg