A Trump minion tells Fox Business that at the top of the Orange Caesar’s “short list” for replacing the guy he nearly got lynched by an angry mob are sycophantic sellout Ohio Senator JD Vance and stupid podium scandal plagued Arkansas Governor/former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Loyal attack dog Congresswoman Elise Stefanik, meanwhile, is a “long shot.”

As with all these stupid leaks, it’s not clear if the source is actually truly speaking out on behalf of the fat bastard or is simply pushing an agenda. What is plain however is how badly the vapid scumbag Stefanik wants the job, as evidenced by a brief exchange in New Hampshire Saturday with an NBC News reporter who asked if maybe that Donald “lost a step” after he confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi during his Friday night rally, with Stefanik claiming it “wasn’t a mix-up” at all.

“The reality is Nikki Haley is relying on Democrats, just like Nancy Pelosi, to try to have a desperate showing,” Stefanik said when asked why the hell Trump would say that Nikki Haley turned down 10,000 troops to protect the Capitol on January 6th, which was already a deluded lie even when he was getting the name of the woman he blames for it correctly. When NBC’s reporter pressed further to say that Trump was specifically talking about the Capitol riot, Stefanik made no attempt to answer, saying simply Trump “has not lost a step. He is a stronger candidate” now than in 2016.