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The RNC needs YOU to help protect “election integrity”

“Secure elections are the cornerstone of American democracy. Your help is critical to ensure the election is fair and honest. Republican Poll Watchers and Workers are needed for Election Integrity operations during the 2024 election season. Poll Watchers observe and report potential issues which may arise at polling locations and ballot tabulation centers. Poll Workers play an official role in administering the election at the precinct level. Now is your chance to help America vote with confidence and do your part for election integrity. Training will be provided,” says the Republican National Committee’s new “PROTECT THE VOTE!” poll watcher signup page.

Please nobody volunteer for this effort unless you’re really serious about election integrity. It would be wrong for so many different reasons if you were to end up assigned to a really red precinct in a swing state and made all sorts of false reports of Canadians or Antifa fifth columnists bussed in from Portland and disguised as Republican voters secretly casting ballots for Biden.

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