Fat former President Trump has defeated former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley in the New Hampshire Republican presidential primary, Cook Political Report’s Dave Wasserman projects.
The margin will ultimately determine how much this is over by, if Haley can hold the fat bastard to a single-digit win then she can hang on and drag this primary out until her home state.
President Joe Biden – as a write-in candidate – meanwhile also defeated assclown Congressman Dean Phillips and New Age weirdo Marianne Williamson on the Dem side, per Wasserman.