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“I have voted for President Trump twice, and I plan on voting for him a third time. Trump himself has stated he does not know me nor does he know my record of fighting for Southeast Texans. Unfortunately, my opponents have sought this endorsement in yet another attempt to get retribution against me for holding public officials accountable and defending the Texas House against outside interests. Having achieved many conservative legislative wins for Southeast Texas during my time in office, my only concern has been and continues to be the wellbeing of the people in House District 21 and doing what’s best for the future of Texas,” writes Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan in a statement responding to disgraced former President Trump endorsing some MAGA dickbag to primary him over the failed impeachment of Attorney General Ken Paxton and other transgressions.

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