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MAGA Congresswoman manages to spell “Nobel” correctly

Batshit idiot MAGA Congresswoman Claudia Tenney may have managed to spell “Nobel” correctly in a statement to Fox News announcing she was nominating fat former President Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize for his “Abraham Accords” that nobody really cared about nearly four years ago and still don’t, though it is possible that Fox News’s editors corrected her spelling in the statement.

“Donald Trump was instrumental in facilitating the first new peace agreements in the Middle East in almost 30 years. For decades, bureaucrats, foreign policy ‘professionals’, and international organizations insisted that additional Middle East peace agreements were impossible without a resolution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. President Trump proved that to be false.”

“The valiant efforts by President Trump in creating the Abraham Accords were unprecedented and continue to go unrecognized by the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, underscoring the need for his nomination today. Now more than ever, when Joe Biden’s weak leadership on the international stage is threatening our country’s safety and security, we must recognize Trump for his strong leadership and his efforts to achieve world peace. I am honored to nominate former President Donald Trump today and am eager for him to receive the recognition he deserves,” said Tenney, neglecting to explain how Israel still got attacked on October 7th if Trump really did put a good effort into achieving peace in the Middle East, or why the fuck she can’t think of anything more recent than 2020 to nominate him for since obviously that didn’t earn him the prize.

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