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“Any lawyer who takes a TRUMP CASE is either ‘CRAZY,’ or a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT”: Orange Rapist on appeal of Carroll verdict

“I am in the process, along with my team, of interviewing various law firms to represent me in an Appeal of one of the most ridiculous and unfair Witch Hunts our Country has ever seen – The defamation Sham presided over by a Clinton appointed, highly partisan, Trump Hating Judge, Lewis Kaplan, who was, together with certain other Radical Left Democrat Judges, one of the most partisan and out of control activists that I have ever appeared before.”

“He was a ‘bully’ who demanded two trials, rather than one, denied me Due Process, would not allow me to put forth vital evidence (of which there was much!), and only allowed me to be on the witness stand for minutes, telling my lawyer what to ask, and telling me to only give one word answers, as his wife and friends sat in cordoned off front row seats watching with glee. This entire HOAX is a disgrace to our American System of Justice. Any lawyer who takes a TRUMP CASE is either ‘CRAZY,’ or a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT. I will make my decision soon!” posted disgraced former President Trump on Truth Social on Tuesday night, later adding “SAVE JUSTICE IN AMERICA!!!”

There’s a pretty solid chance the fat bastard won’t end up actually appealing the verdict. If he was going to do it he would just have hired someone already and filed notice. We’ve seen him say shit similar the “I will make my decision soon!” before only to see him bitch out and call it a win.

Trump also ripped Robert F Kennedy Jr for the first time we’re aware of, writing “He is by far the most Radical Left person running for office, maybe ever! Look at his environmental program, and close up the USA!” while posting a link to a Breitbart article about Bobby Jr claiming that Trump’s campaign reached out to him about the running mate spot, a claim that didn’t originate with RFK jr.

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