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Republican strategists not sure how to handle economy

Spending three years freaking out about the economy only to get ostensibly exactly what they wanted, Republican strategists aren’t sure what the best path forward is on selling voters on what exactly they could do better when things are already better, Politico reports.

“I think that is the question of the day,” said former Trump White House economy douche and current campaign advisor Stephen Moore. “You can’t blame the president when policies go wrong, and then say he’s not responsible if things are going right. If this continues, where you see strong job growth and also if you see wages outpacing inflation, as has been for the last nine months or so, that certainly makes the argument less persuasive.” Bad driver and Pennsylvania GOP strategist Charlie Gerow thinks the Orange God Emperor’s “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET BECAUSE MY POLLS AGAINST BIDEN ARE SO GOOD” line is pretty freaking stupid, telling Politico “‘The economy is good because of some future occurrence’ is not typically the best argument.”

“Voters will not forget or forgive all the misery and despair Crooked Joe Biden has cased in just four years. Americans know that they were better off with President Trump in the White House. After almost four years of Biden’s disastrous presidency, we need a return to America First policies that successfully kept our country safe and supercharged the economy for all Americans,” said extremely large-headed Trump campaign spokesman Steven Cheung in a typically angry statement.

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