Travis Kelce’s “girlfriend” Taylor Swift took home her fourth Grammy Award for record-breaking fourth Album of the Year on Sunday night, and bypassed the opportunity to endorse President Joe Biden’s re-election campaign in her acceptance speech, obviously opting for the bigger stage of the Super Bowl.
According to NBC News, Swift’s Album of the Year victory for “Midnights” broke a four-way tie with three other music legends: Frank Sinatra, Paul Simon and Stevie Wonder, who had all won the award three times. Instead of endorsing Biden in her two acceptance speeches–she also won for best pop album–Swift announced a new album upcoming.
The plan to energize the army of Swifties would not have been as effective if Swift had announced her love of Joe this Sunday because (1) nobody–not even the most ardent Taylor Swift fan–watches the Grammys and (2) the harmonic alignment of her aura with Travis’s while raising a trophy seemingly named for a region of Italy will strengthen the signal radiated through the liberal media satellites around the globe, encouraging Swifties to turn gay and vote Democrat, thwarting the best romantic attempts of Jesse Watters fans.