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“Crooked Joe Biden has just announced that he will not be doing the big Super Bowl Interview. A great decision, he can’t put two sentences together. I WOULD BE HAPPY TO REPLACE HIM – would be ‘RATINGS GOLD!'” writes fat former President Trump on Truth Social, as if the Super Bowl itself isn’t already “ratings gold,” especially one with the more popular Taylor Swift in attendance.

We seriously doubt CBS would bite, but Marge Brennan beaning him with hardballs during what might end up being the most-watched telecast in history would be pretty entertaining. Biden’s team says they’re skipping it simply to avoid pushing politics during what’s supposed to be an apolitical event. “We hope viewers enjoy watching what they tuned in for – the game,” White House Comms director Ben LaBolt told CNN. It’s not the worst reason to duck it, though it obviously helps fuel the perception that Mr Let’s Inject Fucking Bleach wrote in the above Truth Social post.

The fat bastard also posted an attempt to get out ahead of the political fallout his sabotaging of the legislation meant to address what he’s always crying about, writing “The ridiculous ‘Border’ Bill is nothing more than a highly sophisticated trap for Republicans to assume the blame on what the Radical Left Democrats have done to our Border, just in time for our most important EVER Election.”

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