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Team Orange worried Haley could get more votes in Nevada

Disgraced former President Trump’s campaign are starting to get nervous about the clusterfuck in Nevada as a Republican primary to be held Tuesday and a MAGA caucus on Thursday have created a situation in which rival Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley could end up capturing more votes than Donald, even as he’s already guaranteed to win all 36 of the state’s RNC delegates by default, Axios reports.

Long and pretty stupid story as short as possible, the Nevada GOP decided they were going to fuck off from the state-run primary because something “election integrity” bullshit and do a caucus instead, but they made what could be a costly mistake for Trump when they decided that candidates had to choose one or the other and could not appear on both ballots. Haley’s on Tuesday’s primary ballot, Trump is on Thursday’s caucus. Problem for Trump now is that 50,000 people have already voted early in the primary and his minions are worried they might not even get that much turnout for the caucus, giving Haley another boost politically if not electorally.

It’s now at the point where Trump is accusing the Dem Secretary of State Francisco Aguilar’s office of “election interference” by telling people they can’t legally vote in both the primary and the caucus – which is actually true. Worse, the caucus is probably going to be a complete fucking mess unto itself as this will be the first one ever held in Nevada with only one full-time staffer running it.

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