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“Wouldn’t it’ve been nice to still have Kevin McCarthy in the House of Representatives,” Republican Florida Congressman and uncle who gives his nieces weird vibes Matt Gaetz complains to former somebody Eric Bolling.  “Never thought you’d hear me say that, but Kevin McCarthy after being dislodged from Speaker, took his marbles and went home.  He would’ve been a reliable vote for impeachment, but if he wasn’t Speaker, he wasn’t willing to stick around and I think the errant expulsion of Santos and the abject selfishness of Kevin McCarthy contributed to this result as much as the three Republican members who voted ‘no’ sincerely.”

Let’s get this straight:  Gaetz pushed to oust Kevin McCarthy from the Speaker’s chair because McCarthy allowed the Ethics Committee to reopen an investigation into Gaetz’s alleged sex trafficking, and now it’s McCarthy’s fault that Congress ejected the admitted conman Santos, who was needed to pass this “legitimate impeachment.”  TL;DR:  Gaetz is just dumb.

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