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Mike Johnson offended by Biden blaming him for border shitshow

Jesus dork House Speaker Mike Johnson tells Breitbart he’s offended by President Joe Biden correctly saying he’s Trump’s bitch and the failure of the Senate’s bipartisan border bill is on him.

“It was offensive,” Johnson told. “I don’t think anyone is buying it. Everyone understands this all changed dramatically when he walked into the White House. Now, we’ve shown, and we continue to show the American people step-by-step, how he and Mayorkas orchestrated this. There is a reason why only 18 percent of Americans in the latest polls approve of the administration’s handling of the border. His overall approval rating is only 37 percent in the last poll I saw. That means they know he has to do something to address the border, and he won’t. The idea that he could blame Republicans for the catastrophe they created is laughable. It’s time for him to take ownership.”

The interview, which we’re not even sure was real or was just a press release laundered by Breitbart, goes on for considerably longer and has Johnson contradicting himself on whether legislation is necessary or not because he keeps bringing up that “HR2” line of bullshit.

Expect a lot more of this now that the Senate GOP officially tanked their own bill this afternoon.

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