Salmon Psycho snares second caucus of the day

As expected, Donald Trump was declared the winner of the Nevada–not Ne-VAH-duh–caucus that no one of note was competing in, per the Associated Press. Trump will be awarded the state’s 26 delegates and the honor of not saying he lost to “none of the above” like Nikki Haley did in the state’s Tuesday primary. It wasn’t like the outcome had been pre-ordained or anything, given that Trump was given every advantage by state Party leaders and Haley opted not to put up a fight against Big Orange, surrendering the state.

Angry white man with gun disrupts traffic on Kentucky highway (because another mass shooting isn’t headline-worthy anymore)

GOP NC nutbag states support for “zero” week abortion ban

Your new neighbor

WATCH LIVE: More deranged filler content from senescent loser

Florida cops seek “puppy thief”

Demented old moron obsesses over appearing taller than Harris

Shitbox Boeing spaceship lands safely and crewless in New Mexico

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXC

It’s hard to tell the bias of Hannity, a consummate professional

German princess gave Alito $900 concert tickets

Fat Hitler freaks out over Dick Cheney endorsing Harris

Devil’s Lake safe to swim in: Oregon officials

Michigan sheriff who hosted Trump event faces complaints

WATCH LIVE: Orange Felon mumbles to cop fraternity

Liz Cheney says the old man’s voting for Kamala Harris

Motorcyclist with gun strapped to tank, chihuahua in jacket arrested

Merchan pushes Trump sentencing to November 26

WATCH LIVE: Trump rants from his decrepit tower in New York City

Dave McCormick pressured woman to stay silent about assault

MAGA on MAGA violence at Arkansas county GOP meeting

Ford Bronco chase ends with SUV trapped by cops at donut shop

Buttigieg orders airlines to explain frequent flyer mile systems

John Solomon reports the fruits of his impotence

US unemployment rate holds at 4.2 percent in August

Eric and Don Jr’s crypto scam taking heat from industry chodes

Rick Scott leads by 1 percent in Florida: Emerson poll

Peru seizes hundreds of “natural Viagra” frogs from Lake Titicaca

MAGA influencer douchebag hints at bigger trouble for his type

Harris campaign raised $361 million in August from 3 million donors

Forced birthers still uneasy with Trump’s flip-flopping

Trump’s rambling response on if he endorse child care legislation ultimately ends up as endorsement of socialism

Echoing Trump’s advice to “get over it,” real-life Veep candidate Vance says school shootings “fact of life”

The longterm effects of RFK Jr.’s brain worms become apparent

Father of 14-year-old Georgia school shooter arrested

NPR identifies Trump minions in assault on Arlington employee

Steven Cheung demands proof Harris worked at McDonald’s

Drunken crone thinks Biden-Harris Administration existed in 2020

Judge Chutkan sticks it to Team Trump on evidentiary brief

FBI seizes NYPD commissioner’s phone, raids Adams allies’ homes

Harris 49 – Trump 47 among likely voters: Emerson College poll

“RINO” Texas Congressman says GOP going to lose House

Kremlin-agent Trump advisor indicted, Blaze propagandist fired

Low Energy Don complains OPEC isn’t raising oil prices enough

Harris campaign raised over $300 million in August

Hunter Biden to plead no contest

Like this wasn’t Putin’s point

Team Orange whines major new brief in DC case would be unfair

Lichtman calls election for Harris

You’d think Russia would want better memes than this shit

Harvey Weinstein completely and totally exonerated in UK