Mazi Pilip finally admits to voting for Trump

When asked last week whether she voted for fat former President Trump, New York 3rd District Santos replacement candidate Mazi Pilip mumbled some shit to CNN’s Manu Raju that sounded sort of like “It happened three years ago, I wasn’t even an elected official.” On Saturday however Pilip told the New York Post she “proudly” voted for the Orange God Emperor in 2020.

Probably not going to be enough to get the Gateway Pundit to retract their article saying “In addition to being a registered Democrat who does not perceive anything wrong with the weaponization of the justice system against Donald Trump, Pilip is married to a Ukrainian national” and “even if [Dem former Congressman Tom] Suozzi loses, Mazi is still a registered Democrat who makes no pretenses about her disdain for President Trump. So House Republicans are poised to lose a seat either way.”

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