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Inmate P01135809’s legal funds to run out by July: Bloomberg

Disgraced former President Trump is on track to piss away the remaining $26.8 million he has left in his legal war chest by July – possibly right in the middle of his DC coup attempt conspiracy trial depending on what the Supreme Court does – and will have to make hard decisions on how to continue paying his attorneys to make bullshit arguments in front of a jury, Bloomberg reports.

Which probably helps explain why the fat bastard is staging a full-on palace coup inside the RNC, installing douchebag North Carolina GOP Chair Mike Whatley (credibly suspected of rigging his election to that post) to serve as pliant figurehead while the actual power to run the party will be with top campaign advisor Chris LaCivita and, probably to a lesser extent, his asshole daughter-in-law Lara Trump. The aim of course is to turn the national party into Donald’s personal piggy bank to pay for his self-inflicted legal clusterfuck while down-ballot Republicans are on their own.

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