Orange Defendant not happy with how that just went for him

Fat former President Trump went on a long rant Thursday after exiting the New York City courtroom where he found out he’ll have to go on trial next month on charges of illegally paying hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels in the days before the 2016 election, complaining that he’ll have to campaign at night after being in court all day, randomly bitching about NATO again, and false claiming people are being murdered right outside the courthouse. The usual bullshit.

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