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Jamie Comer’s desperation manifests visibly, audibly comically

We here at National Zero understand that listening to Republicans on Fox “News”–and they earned those quotation marks–is an unsettling experience.  It’s why we try to provide transcripts when we can.  This time, however, we strongly encourage you to watch and listen to the clip.  We didn’t alter it.  Oversight chair James Comer’s voice really is speeding up and his pitch elevating as he tries to desperately explain why he and his compatriots aren’t to blame for the fiasco of promoting the accusations of a now-indicted felon.  No, he says in his Barney Fife voice, it’s the darn FBI’s fault, Andy!

As you listen to Comer ramble on about how they were following leads about alleged “Biden bribes” that the committees led by the Three Stooges “found in Bulgaria and China,” which is… nothing.  They found nothing.  Not a damn thing.  So the leads from Bulgaria and China are as legit as the lead from Alexander Smirnov.

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