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Messianic leader struggles mightily to deliver speech to his flock

The sinful degenerate rapist adulterer pornstar fucker was at least an hour and a half late to his speech to the Christian Broadcasters Association on Thursday night, struggling to read the teleprompter as he outlined his agenda to deport millions of illegal aliens and people who look like illegal aliens, abolish the Department of Education, and somehow force auto manufacturers to keep AM radio in newer models because pretty much all Christian talk radio is on AM.

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