Less than half of the House GOP are planning on going to the caucus’s “policy retreat” in West Virginia on Wednesday as relations between different factions steadily deteriorates, Axios reports while writing that a Republican “argued that moving their conference discussions from the Capitol to a resort with alcohol could exacerbate infighting between members,” and directly quoting that member as saying “I’d rather sit down with Hannibal Lecter and eat my own liver.”
Not as funny as the alcohol part. Worse yet there might be a shortage of cocaine too as keynote speaker Larry Kudlow backed out at the last minute. The rest of the slate sucks as those who are still going will be stuck listening to Susan B Anthony Pro-Life America president Marjorie Dannenfelser, March for Life president Jeanne Mancini, and Israeli Ambassador Michael Herzog.