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FatFuk goes all caps to save TikTok

Found the above post because Donald himself had retweeted it on August 6th, 2020, a month and a half after K-Pop fans organizing themselves on TikTok had famously sabotaged what was to be his big comeback rally in Tulsa in the middle of the pandemic. Now this is what the slob just posted:

“TIKTOK IS LESS OF A DANGER TO THE USA THAN META (FACEBOOK!), WHICH IS A TRUE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE. THEY SPENT $500,000,000 AGAINST ME AND OUR GREAT REPUBLICAN PARTY, ‘LOCKBOXES’ AND ALL, AND SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO DO THAT. TIKTOK DIDN’T. LIKE CROOKED JOE BIDEN, FACEBOOK IS A GREAT THREAT TO DEMOCRACY, AND IT WILL ONLY GET BIGGER AND STRONGER IF TIKTOK IS TAKEN OUT. DO THEM BOTH? – AND RESTRICT THE MONEY ALLOWED TO BE SPENT ON POLITICS, AND LOCKBOXES, BY META/FACEBOOK!!!”

We’re still nowhere near understanding what the fuck “LOCKBOXES” means in the context of the 2020 election. Is it that Zuckerberg’s funding for local elections offices helped them install more ballot drop boxes or something? We’re only conversational in MAGA horsehit, not quite fluent, so if one of the friendly right wingers in our audience can translate that’d be helpful to us.

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