Various public figures and ordinary assholes alike across MAGA world on Tuesday struggled to figure out who and what to blame for the horrible accident that destroyed the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore Harbor this early this morning. Here’s some of their initial brainstorming:
Nancy Mace said President Biden’s $1.2 trillion 2021 infrastructure bill is to blame because it was something something Green New Deal and not actual transportation projects. Sounds like bullshit.
CPAC Chair Matt Schlapp – who reportedly is close to settling the sexual assault lawsuit from a male campaign staffer – said he’s no expert but blames COVID lockdowns and drug use.
Maria Bartiromo makes it about the “wide-open border” and takes white collar criminal Senator Rick Scott to task for Congressional Republicans not doing shit to secure the southern frontier.
Shipping giant Maersk confirmed that the Dali ship, operated and managed by Synergy Marine Group, collided with the Francis Scott Key bridge in Maryland around 1:27 AM.
Synergy Marine Group promotes DEI in their company.
Did anti-white business practices cause this disaster? pic.twitter.com/6494njSQ4m
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) March 26, 2024
This random asshole says it was DEI.
Don't worry about the bridge collapse – Pete's got this. pic.twitter.com/9QKSPtcdC1
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) March 26, 2024
Catturd says it was Pete Buttigieg’s homosexuality.
Chris Wray appointed him to take over Baltimore FBI office—yesterday?
DelBagno is an alum of 2016-2020 Washington FBI office.
The problem with someone of this pedigree with this agency is half the country won’t believe a word he says. Justifiably so. https://t.co/igB6ODIEcj
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) March 26, 2024
This battle axe says the FBI can’t be trusted.
This ship was cyber-attacked.
Lights go off and it deliberately steers towards the bridge supports.
Foreign agents of the USA attack digital infrastructures.
Nothing is safe.
Black Swan event imminent. pic.twitter.com/14SBqK8tJA
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) March 26, 2024
This sex trafficker says the ship was hacked.
This is a BLACK SWAN event.
Black swans normally come out of the world of finance (not military). The standard operating procedures for all U.S. ports, harbors, and bays that transit commerce and military activities are supposed to maintain an incredible level of discipline,… https://t.co/4fmSMaaJGd
— General Mike Flynn (@GenFlynn) March 26, 2024
If they’re not going to pick one lane then they at least should check stome more boxes We’re still missing 5G, the COVID vaccine (yeah Schlappy mentioned COVID but not the vax specifically), sex trafficking, Hillary Clinton, Bill Gates, George Soros, Jews in general, Dominion Voting Systems, trans ideology, Hugo Chavez, and might as well just throw Prince Harry and Meghan Markle in there too.