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New MAGA Reich will prosecute Biden, Barr, Milley, Kelly, Cobb

Fat former President Trump’s Second Reich-in-waiting plans criminal prosecutions of President Joe Biden, former Trump White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, former Attorney General Bill Barr, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Mark Milley, and former Mueller Investigation defense lawyer Ty Cobb as revenge for various transgressions, according to separate reporting printed Monday.

In Axios’s report on the Orange God Emperor targeting Biden, a Trump campaign source says “everything you have seen from the Biden DOJ,” in terms of the charges against Trump, “you can expect to see from the Trump DOJ,” which we guess means they don’t expect the US Supreme Court to rule in Donald’s favor on “presidential immunity.” The pretext of course will be the stupid “criminal referrals” planned by House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer to be the centerpiece of the final report on his failed impeachment effort, though that may be a tall order given that Comer and pals need to actually identify a statute crime and evidence of it in a referral.

The other four revenge targets are listed casually in an excerpt of Isaac Arnsdorf’s new book “Finish What We Started – The MAGA Movement’s Ground War to End Democracy,” posted Monday at Vanity Fair, with John Kelly somehow to face charges for confirming reporting about Trump privately shit-talking veterans as “losers” and suckers, Mark Milley for saying “We don’t take an oath to a wannabe dictator” in his farewell speech, Ty Cobb for saying “America must be better than Trump to survive,” and Bill Barr for saying “a very petty individual who will always put his interests ahead of the country’s” and not going along with the fat fuck’s post-2020 coup attempt.

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