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Trump is SO SCREWED in his trial, probably going to jail, LMAO

Lots of MSNBC and CNN legal experts say Trump is SO SCREWED when his criminal trial starts Monday because the jury pool hates him and he’s going to get convicted, Raw Story reports.

Hahahaha! Now we’re going to get a bunch of clicks and comments because the headline starts with the word “TRUMP,” even though we didn’t say anything here. It’ll get so much more traffic and readership than the previous article, a thoughtful reflection which took around 150 minutes to write starting at 6:30 in the morning after spending the previous night sitting in a movie theater for about the same amount of time and spending $22 for a ticket (plus another $20 for pretzel and Diet Coke).

LMAO. Spartan so owned even after looking like a complete weirdo scribbling notes about a fucking movie while watching it in a darkened theater. TRUMP GOING ON TRIAL MONDAY! CLICK HERE! LOL!

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