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MAYORKAS TOTALLY EXONERATED ON IMPEACHMENT HOAX

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS HAS BEEN COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY EXONERATED ON WHITE NATIONALIST CONGRESSWOMAN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE‘S HOAX IMPEACHMENT ARTICLES! The Senate just rejected the sham impeachment! ACQUITTED, EXONERATED, STILL YOUR DHS SECRETARY MAGATARDS! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! MAYORKAS HAS DEFEATED YOUR BORDER, BORDER, BORDER HOAX! And yes we’re repeating the same joke from when Greene’s articles first failed back in November. Too good not to dredge up the shitposting from the MAGA kids after Trump got acquitted the first time back in February 2020. What actually happened Wednesday is Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer offered up a point of order to find the first article of impeachment unconstitutional and it passed 51 to 48 on party lines (“RINO” Lisa Murkowski voted “present”).

Schumer is working on the same motion on the second article, meaning it’s all over but the crying, and damn Mike Lee sure is crying right now. Fuck him. Alejandro Mayorkas has been “exonerated.”

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