Performance artist amends Ukraine aid bill to mandate war service

Never one to present serious solutions, Republicans and their hired media morons will celebrate the massive own Georgia Republican Congresswoman and Lucy’s close relative Marjorie Taylor ~~Greene~~ added amendments to Ukraine aid bills that would require every member of Congress who voted for the aid to serve in the Ukrainian military.

“Any Member of Congress who votes in favor of this Act shall be required to conscript in the Ukrainian military,” the one-sentence addendum from the temperamental toddler will be defeated before it ever comes close to inclusion.

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