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Team Orange vows to sue over new biopic

Clearly angry over upcoming Trump 1970s film The Apprentice, large-headed Trump campaign spokesman Steven Cheung on Monday told the Daily Beast that the fat former President’s lawyers will be “filing a lawsuit to address the blatantly false assertions from these pretend filmmakers. This garbage is pure fiction which sensationalizes lies that have been long debunked.”

“This ‘film’ is pure malicious defamation, should not see the light of day,” Cheung raged, adding “it doesn’t even deserve a place in the straight-to-DVD section of a bargain bin at a soon-to-be-closed discount movie store… it belongs in a dumpster fire,” and is “election interference by Hollywood elites” on the same level as “the illegal Biden Trials.” That bad, huh?

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