Categories
Uncategorized

MAGA Utah auto dealer’s Congo coup attempt, life ends in gunfire

A far right Salt Lake City car dealer’s political ambitions were halted violently and abruptly by the business end of Congolese government security force’s service rifles in the Democratic Republic of the Congo on Sunday, the Washington Examiner reports in an absolutely batshit story.

Starting from the top: 41 year-old Congolese-American Christian Malanga had arrived in Salt Lake City in the late 1990s, gained his citizenship, moved back to the DRC to join the military but returned to Utah in 2011 and started a car dealership, and became what the Examiner calls “a vocal supporter of former President Donald Trump.” Malanga founded a group he called the “New Zaire Movement” and last weekend gave it a go, assembling his son, two white American guys – one of them identified as a 36 year-old Maryland-based cannabis entrepreneur named Benjamin Reuben Zalman-Polun, and about 50 local bravos to storm the Palace of the People, the adminsitrative office of President Felix Tshisekedi at 4 AM Kinshasa time on Sunday, streaming the whole thing on Facebook.

Tshisekedi wasn’t in the building given the early hour and the fact that it’s mostly used for ceremonial purposes. Still, coups are successful in West Africa all the time – if you know what you’re doing. Malanga apparently didn’t, and government troops, authorized for the use of deadly force, used it, blasting Malanga in the palace. His son and Zalman-Poulon were arrested shortly after as they tried to jump into a boat to flee across the Congo River to Brazzaville, the neighboring capital of the Republic of the Congo (different country, but their capitals are across the river from each other).

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Four US soldiers dead in Lithuania

19 minutes ago

Republican more excited than Newsmax guy to cut Medicaid

1 hour ago

Texas fanboy adds “bad-built butch body” to Crockett censure

2 hours ago

CBP announces major egg bust

3 hours ago

French actor denies he grabbed woman’s ass, but even if he did…

3 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Tulsi and Ratcliffe testify again after blatant perjury

4 hours ago

You’ll never guess which judge got the first Signal shitshow lawsuit

5 hours ago

Remember how Trump said there wasn’t any classified information shared in the Signal chat between his minions? About that…

6 hours ago

Fanboy pissed over Pennsylvania special

6 hours ago

DOGE teenager has a history of cybercrime

7 hours ago

“Threat assessment” on Tesla contradicts “coordination” bullshit

17 hours ago

Vicious coatimundi angrily attacks hiker for interrupting him from vandalizing car and yeah there’s an animal called a coatimundi

17 hours ago

OH NOES! TRUMP JUST DISENFRANCHISED SO MANY VOTERS!

21 hours ago

Fox News host accuses Dem of using Signal mess for partisan gain

22 hours ago

Mosquito control company warns big mosquito season incoming

22 hours ago

Orange Asshole signs order declassifying “Crossfire Hurricane”

23 hours ago

Jew-hating transphobe deeply offended

24 hours ago

Ken Paxton sends stern letter to “Islamic mega city”

1 day ago

Reich halts green card processing for refugees

1 day ago

Nancy Mace overdid it on the MAOIs

1 day ago

Consumer confidence continues to shrink like a little mushroom

1 day ago

Chicoms hold virtual job fair for DOGEd federal employees

1 day ago

Nine Montana Republicans sink anti-illegal immigrant employee bill

1 day ago

Hegseth was warned to stop using Signal

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Really poorly-timed Senate hearing for Tulsi and pals

1 day ago

Jim Jordan wrestles out of impeaching federal judges

1 day ago

Donald Trump Susan Collinses Mike Waltz

1 day ago

Biden secretly laid the trap for Waltz and Hegseth: Tom Cotton

1 day ago

Mad rush to get those tax cuts for the wealthy in before a recession

1 day ago

Justin Eichorn single again

1 day ago

Waltzing into unemployment

1 day ago

Breitbart calls out false, hypocritical, sin-promoting Christian

1 day ago

MAGA Reich demands names and ethnicities of college protestors

1 day ago

McMorrow undorses Schumer

1 day ago

Pete Hegseth should make a community notes drinking game

1 day ago

Japanese court orders Moonies church dissolved

1 day ago

What about Hillary Clinton’s emails?

2 days ago

White House commands Social Security admin to kill phone service

2 days ago

Look, lady, my mouth’s like sandpaper and the shakes won’t stop so follow me to Tiki Tom’s and ask your fucking questions there, okay?

2 days ago

Seattle idiot threw tossed personal files with child porn in dumpster

2 days ago

Republican Party’s social media team circles back to afterthought

2 days ago

Orange Tyrant pulls Mayorkas’s Secret Service detail

2 days ago

MAGA Land feeling strong 👊🇺🇸🔥 vibes

2 days ago

“You will come away proud that these are the leaders”

2 days ago

Louis DeJoy quits

2 days ago

Former Media Matters reporter launches House bid

2 days ago

False flag reported at Austin Tesla dealership

2 days ago

Fake propaganda bad again

2 days ago

Nonagenarians urged to apply for free shitty cinnamon whisky

2 days ago

Dream of New Durr-sey ends

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x