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Hope for incels: new reality show to help celibates get some

First, the Internet helped virgins advertise their virginity so rich people could bid to take it, and now reality television lets voyeuristic Americans watch the process.  Well, sort of.  Hulu’s new series Virgin Island promises the contestant won’t qualify for a sequel by the end, provided of course, that the contestant picks their first sex partner in front of a national-ish audience.

And per the Daily Beast, you could be the lucky virgin… or “born-again virgin” as Question #24 of the applicant questionnaire asks.  (The preceding question is, “Are you a virgin?” which seems a little late in the sequence for the show’s premise, to be honest.) Invite the incels pestering you to apply.  We’re sure they’ll make great heels for the reality show crowd.

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