“Evan Gershkovich, the Reporter from The Wall Street Journal, who is being held by Russia, will be released almost immediately after the Election, but definitely before I assume Office. He will be HOME, SAFE, AND WITH HIS FAMILY. Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, will do that for me, but not for anyone else, and WE WILL BE PAYING NOTHING,” writes disgraced former President Trump on Truth Social, possibly giving away more than he intended about a secret hostage release deal with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin similar to the one not-yet President Ronald Reagan reportedly pulled off with the Iranians to get the US Embassy hostages released before the 1980 election. Meaning Gershkovich is going to stay in a Russian jail longer than he has to if it helps Trump return to power.

The fat fuck also posted that the “Corruption of our Justice System has to be put to an end, and those responsible, including Crooked Joe Biden and those controlling him, have to be held to account,” again contradicting his position in court on “presidential immunity.” Donald also appeared to concede that he wasn’t actually in danger when the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago (which of course is the actual reality of it), but instead tried to hint that the Secret Service detail present could’ve been in a gunfight with agents. Also in the “Truth”-ing binge the Orange Slob posted “the Democrats have pushed Misinformation, AND FAILED. It’s the only thing they’re good at – EVERYTHING ELSE THEY’RE INVOLVED IN IS DESTROYING AMERICA!” with a clip of some Newsmax asshole talking about the “Unified Reich” video. Not sure how badly they “FAILED” when Trump took down the video after his campaign tried to blame it on an intern. Think that’s actually sort of a win for the Dems.