After icon Robert DeNiro made an impassioned plea for democracy outside the courthouse in Manhattan–because that’s where the media were–Newsmax flipped through its Rolodex and found Robert Schneider, the one-time “Saturday Night Live” cast member who would earn the Most Fucked Up Living Alum title but for Victoria Jackson.
Best known for Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and The Hot Chick, Schneider pulled out the current right wingnut talking point that “thankfully, we are not a democracy; we are a democratic republic,” which somehow gives them permission to ignore the outcome of elections.